this is dedicated to IYLIA (oops i dont know your last name) and VALERIEEE

IYLIAAAA NOOOO DON'T GO TO VANCOUVER PLEASE.

rawrrr, you're the loveliest cunt i ever met. life has never been the same lah, ever since you added me on myspace, and then i added you on MSN and we started talking. you're the sweetest, nicest, bestest bestest person ever.

heh heh, if valerie catastrophe is reading this, i love you too manzxzxz cos you're awesome like that. we shall go out soon! you'll be my official gig partner.

heehee, it's 3:12am on a sunday morning and iylia made me laugh doing the macarena on webcam.

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lager + guiness stout + (chilled) red wine = yuck, worst brew.

tastes a bit like puke, don'tcha think?

i feel like wrestling on a sunday morning, and then you can drug me with your mango tango. suddenly i feel like plugging in my amp and elec and start playing some cool shit (which i can't, by the way). its 3-FUCKING-AM.

THE KKK TOOK MY BABY AWAY (cos he's black, they didnt say that).

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i felt like an emo post actually, but i believe i am DAMN RANDOM. as people would say, you're fucking high again. and i swear, i didn't touch any shots or anything. it's just the air that i suck in. it suddenly tastes so sweet.

poop, i miss you lah. fuckkk this IS GETTING HEAD BANGIN SLEAZYYY. *eyebrows*

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lawlz, pastor joakim's accent is cool, i wish i were swedish and blonde too. suicide blonde. i can't stand myself in the mirror cos i look like a monster.

the ambulance came and towed away my heart.