youth gone wild

malaysia was pretty alright. the resort we stayed at sucked balls, and the bus was super slow, we had cranky bus drivers. it was cramped in the bus, i slept and i suspect i'll be paralysed from my waist down someday from a compressed disc (backbone). but the shopping was mediocre, cos i expected something other than big name boutiques in a gigantic shopping mall. i want flea markets and cheap stores. but the food was disgustingly filled with lard, but delicious. i remember stuffing myself until i got a sore throat. i remember consuming 1037103 strepsils, despite what the box said.

my throat was super sore, i drank like 3 litres of water and peed a lot. gross. everything i swallowed (that is not liquid) felt like it was scraping my gullet, and taking out huge chunks of flesh. my salivary glands not producing enough saliva to break down the food. anyway, gore.

(under iylia's insistence)

anyway, wednesday was tight. i'm sorry to iylia who got mindfucked by ziyang, prabs, adib, shaun the ahbeng, penny and who else, i forgot! and walked all the way to the interchange to pick me up without her phone. i feel the love, iylia, thank you :]

HAHA IYLIA IS SO CUTE. it involves going up the wrong block, ringing the wrong doorbell, and then talking to a stranger with bed hair.

ziyang has the coolest room ever, dark, cold, soundproofed, and carpetted, sort of. there's also the perpetual scent of death and decay. and also the cigarette smoke. oh man, smoke machines. i bet you he finishes like 3 packs per day. thank god nobody brought a hamster. they sounded pretty serious about impaling it and then pouring zippo all over and letting it run amok, lighted.

anyway, they are the coolest people ever. haha, it was fun getting high on ice blended VSOP, lime concentrated and water.

we finished the entire VSOP, and i remember getting out into the sunlight with prabs and mervyn and getting more barcardi (the raw liquor) and coke and coming back to drink. and someone bought johnnie walker

the cockroach was fucking funny lah, and i know lotsa people puked (sharmy, adib, prabs, iylia) and some were so extreme, they became homeless for the night, like sleeping by the roadside until the next morning. people were dispatched to look for that particular person ;)

pretty fucking brutal. but enjoyable nonetheless. heh heh, i love everyone right now. surprisingly, i don't have a hangover. all i remember was laughing a lot and being a bit clumsy. and other things.

oh mannnnn everyone i heart you! :]]]]] more days like this, pleaseeeee

"cunting cunt of a cunt"

iylia beeeyotch i updated! better love me!

thursday = a bummer compared to wednesday. tuition was sux0rzx, i couldn't concentrate. and there's a bad obsession gig on now, i think. at home club. wtffff.