'UNLESS'

The only reason why I am still straight. "All guys are assholes - unless they're gay." Guilty until proven innocent. Yes, girls are bitches too. Thanks.

Actually, everyone is an asshole. It doesn't matter if you're a guy, girl, homosexual, heterosexual, bisexual or transsexual. Well. I hate all of humankind (including myself. Wait...especially myself; however that statement excludes the fine specimen above). Misanthrope for life. Fuck humans, cuddle a dog or lazy cat instead.

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Deadbeat, but...

I think detachment is working out fine for me. Just fine.
Maybe not. I lied, okay?
Or maybe the monster is lying dormant right now, buried under layers of epidermal, fats and muscles, deep in the crevices of mind and heart -biding its time and waiting for that precise moment to bubble and spill over. Like a volcano waiting to blow. Perhaps. Perhaps this time there won't be any survivors.